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Bahasa rojak

July 22, 2008

It’s something very queer way of schmoozer.Merely certain people have it,but it is something very prevalent usage that I ‘tend’ to use it when talking to my family and mostly to my Labuanian/Sabahan friends.What’s it?

Speak bahasa rojak.

I speak 100% Malay-kedayan (Malay languange that has an influence of Brunei dialect) to my parents and a mixture of English,Malay-kedayan and Mandarin to my siblings.Among the funniest and the most gramatically incorrect Malay-kedayan phrases we use:

Mihir anak ani.Bari gali banar” (Use it when someone you find it so disgusting and really make you tickled)
Kambangan banar anak ani” (Use it when someone speaks to you,you get a slight of annoyance the way he/she speaks)
Alum jua pakah” (Use it when someone speaks something that to him/her is very true yet to you,you find it very hard to concede)
Ada ko karang ketulahan” (Use it when someone younger than you ,he/she does something which is disreputable)
Bari gerigitan banar (Use it when you are ‘Geram’)

etc…etc…etc…

Something that I’ve never realized it too until one day I chatted with my Sabahan friend.It’s so scintillating and I ended up burst out laughing tak hengat dunia!Malay-sabahan languange peppers with English and Mandarin.Salts with Malaysianized jargon like lah,bah,meh,etc

My conversation with her:

She:”You belum eat ka?”
Me:”Dunno la what to masak.”
She:”Ala…Just chin-chai chin-chai saja la.Apa susah???”
Me:”So malas owh…”
She:”Ko(Kau) tau,kawan sia(saya) ckp kan,pemalas tu selalu babs (it’s so ‘polite’ to say it instead of saying the correct word ‘Babi’) owh,ko tau…”
Me:”Palui(stupid) ko!hahaha…Ko la tu zhu (Zhu is a Mandarin word which is defined as piggy)”

The conversation above is slightly scorn.So people,don’t use it as a very good advise from me unless if you could deem it as a way of cracking jokes.

So,what would you say when suddenly Japanese phrases turn up like this:

“Ala…zannen desu ne…”
“Sore wa muri bah…”
“Tabemashita meh?”
“Onamae wa Faizuri kan?”

“Mihir banar anak ani.Kimochi warui ze!”

 

Matilah kena banned orang Jepun lepas ni.Ya ampun…

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My 23rd Birthday

July 19, 2008

Who wouldn’t have found it repellent,erratically at 12.am in the  saporific effect of the heat + the coolness of the AC - which was just something special in the simplicity of curling up on your mattress while immersing yourself in the drowsiness,your handphone blared out simultaneously every 5 minutes!Of course an overwhelming flare-up of tension erupted that if I wouldn’t have restrained my ‘dementia’,my handphone would have gone tattered and that would have become my ever ‘worst’ birthday reminiscence!Pardon me,this extreme summer-heat somehow really made me a slight of vulnerable and my bed time obliviously changed -I tend to sleep at 10pm now!

The first sms I recieved was from my ex-roomate who’s in Shizuoka and the content as below:
Otanjoubi omedetou…
Mou 23 da ne…
mata aratana shiawase to yorokobi ga tonde kuru to ii ne…
arap sentiasa bwh lindungan Allah..
Toshi totta na…(warau)

Then,the next 5 minutes was from my sis.The message was in upright position but I will write here horizontally:

Yesterday we did that.Today we do this.Tomorrow we never know what happen,but for sure tomorrow we become older than yesterday & today Happy Birthday!

Coming up next was from my pretty & lovely Mama:

Salam,selamat ulang tahun ke 23th (23rd la ma),semoga dipanjangkan umur,diberkati Allah,dimurahi (dimurahkan la ma) rezeki,semoga sukses selalu,dan berjaya dalam segala bidang.Amin! (Tanda seru tu petanda marah la ma.Marah ka?)Dan semoga ceria dan hepi selalu.Presentnya nanti ya… :) (Mama terer taip smiley faces sudah owh)

Next 5 minutes was from someone I don’t need to tell who she is.Just baca ok:

Salam b,Happy 23rd birthday b!!!May Allah bless you.Luv b n miss b always… :)

Another 5 minutes came along was from my si-SENGAL big bro:

Salam.Genap 23thn ko brada d muka bumi,syukor ke hdrat Ilahi kerna kita smua msh dberi pluang utk mjd salah seorg khalifah.Moga ko dpnjgkn umur,murah rzeki&byk kjayaan dperoleh.Jgn dfkrkn ksh silam.Ambl sbg iktbar utk mneruskn khdupn yg msh jauh ni.Smoga sukses slalu slpas ni.Gambatte!

OMG!Thanks to all of you for reminding me my birthday!

Two weeks ago,I’d received a postal birthday card from Malaysia and that was my 1st reminder for my upcoming birthday for another 13 days to come.Alas,when it  came to the real date,I had almost forgotten this precious moment.Wanna know from whom?I will again write down the content below:

HEPI 23rd BESDAY
Dear b,
Happy birthday b sayang!!
May Allah bless you always…
May all u’r dreams come true…
Moga hubungan kita berdua akan berkekalan hingga ke akhir hayat…
Miss you ‘n’ Love you always!!
From your sayang,
Diana Sukra

So,That’s it!My heart went fragmented yet blissfully happy upon receiving it.Despite her limited time of coping with her 6-week-practical in the hospital before flying back to Simferopol,she still had the time for it - Everything was handmade,scrawled artistically and the vibrancy of the colors added up the contrast to each angle of the card.Triumphant beauty.Another remembrance of what I really enjoyed to do - making fugly scribbling yet tells you a thousand words!A very charismatic-doctor-to-be doesn’t mean his/her artistic skill seem incongruous,my conclusion.

Birthday present?Yeah,I want a birthday present for myself.I’ve been longing for this digital camera:

I’m not splurging my money on it but since the day when my digicam had been stollen,I haven’t had one till now and to tell you the truth,take pictures with your handphone when only you are really desperate!I’ve been using my handphone’s camera for how many months and everything fogged up!Benci giler!

Oh yeah,thanks everyone else for the birthday wishes/virtual gifts - by friendster,tagged,YM and FB. 

Tolong…Tolong…It’s really hot here and I’m so craving for ABC special + Sate at the Layang-layangan beach!

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Don’t miss out!

June 24, 2008

 

After two television series, the live-action adaptation of Yoko Kamio Hana Yori Dango(Boys Over Flowers)end with the Hana Yori Dango Final theatrical movie, which will be screened  4 days from now on(28th June). The romantic comedy centers on a girl named Tsukushi who struggles with life in a clique-filled private academy and her feelings for the boys in the most elite clique, F4. The movie will take place one year after Tsukushi’s graduation ceremony (which was the last scene of the second television series) as a major incident brings the five main characters together.

The series stars Mao Inoue,Jun Matsumoto,Shota Matsuda,Shun Oguri,Tsuyoshi Abe will all reprise their roles as Tsukushi, Tsukasa, Sojiro, Rui, and Akira, respectively. The movie will also feature special guest stars. The series’ chief director Yasuhara Ishii had spent two-month of shooting,starting from January and included overseas locations(Hong Kong & Las Vegas). Kamio is currently developing the story with the series scriptwriter,Mikio Satake(the penname of actor Takayuki Takuma).

Owh,there will be a sight for sore eyes especially for the girls where Jun Matsumoto has a shirtless scene in this movies as you could see vividly at the end of the video’s trailer above.Girls,don’t get yourself too close to the screen  and try to avert your eyes as possible as you could because I’m just too afraid that your saliva might keep on drooling and your eyes berpusing-pusing macam gasing,ending up you jalan terkontang-kanting.Be careful Ok.

After all,enjoy this up-coming movie which will definitely blow your socks off!Oh yeah,it would be an extraordinary enjoyment watching whilst snacking on something.Pop-corn satu!

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SEAMO vs JAY CHOU

June 23, 2008

Both songs have the similarities which are:

  • A type of modern music with a fast strong rythm and words which are spoken fast
  • The lyrics of both songs tell us about our Mother
  • A sort of good advice for us to love our Mum and appreciate every thingy that she has sacrificed for us
This first song is by SEAMO and my sister got herself emotionally drained as she listened to this song.Why?Sebab she is really anak manja of my mum.Oops!Read this.(Apesal keje nak gelakkan org je ni ek?Tulun!Tulun!)

The second one is by Jay Chou and this song got a big hit in China.My friend who’s from China got startled as she listened I was humming softly the tune whilst doing my experiment and she said:”You are marvellous!”

So,which one do you prefer?

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Jom main teka-teki…

June 18, 2008

Dari pihak perempuan:

Tidak pernah rotan merentang,
Kayu cendana dijilat api.
Tidak pernah tuan bertandang,
Tentu ada maksud di hati.

Dari pihak lelaki:

Bunga melur bunga melati,
Harum semerbak seri halaman,
Besar sungguh hajat di hati,
Hendak menyunting bunga di taman

Dari pihak perempuan:

Bunga selasih mekar berdaun,
Hiasan indah penyeri tanjung,
Jadi kenangan bertahun-tahun,
Niatmu tuan tetap disanjung.

 

The ‘doom’ day will be revealed this end of August.In the meantime,let’s play teka-teki:

Gerangan siapakah kumbang itu?Bertuahnya tuan punyer badan…